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Cocktail Napkins - "From scratch? Why yes . . . I scratched the label right off the bakery's box."
Cocktail Napkins - "Hail Mary"
Cocktail Napkins - "Now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish"
Cocktail Napkins - "Shut the Duck Up!"
Cocktail Napkins - "Shut Up and Deal!"
Cocktail Napkins - "You're right! It does look like her Facebook picture!"
Cocktail Napkins: "All my girlfriends have one thing in common. They wine well with others."
Cocktail Napkins: "Appropriate attire required*. *Inappropriate behavior desired."
Cocktail Napkins: "Are you still on a diet?" "Read my hips."
Cocktail Napkins: "At Our Age The Only Way to Put the Spark Back in Your Life . . . is to Sit Back and Wait for the Next Hot Flash!"
Cocktail Napkins: "At Our Age There's Only One Good Reason to Go to the Gym. To Hear Heavy Breathing!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Attracting men is like fishing . . . you just have to wiggle the bait!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Bridge Princess"
Cocktail Napkins: "Do I look like I give a rat's ass?"
Cocktail Napkins: "Don't Make Me Bitch-Slap You."
Cocktail Napkins: "Drinks well with others."
Cocktail Napkins: "Drunko . . . I mean Bunco!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants."
Cocktail Napkins: "For the record . . . the only problem I have with alcohol is that I'm running low on vodka."
Cocktail Napkins: "Friends Don't Let Friends Facebook Drunk."
Cocktail Napkins: "Funny . . . after a few glasses of wine I look like hell but the rest of you look better and better."
Cocktail Napkins: "Grape Therapy is cheaper than Group Therapy."
Cocktail Napkins: "Hello vodka, it's mommy calling."
Cocktail Napkins: "Hey! I speak Spanish! Margarita!"
Cocktail Napkins: "How's your diet doing?" "Good. How's your hair growing?"
Cocktail Napkins: "I don't jog. It makes my lunch jump out of my glass."
Cocktail Napkins: "I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in."
Cocktail Napkins: "I thought I childproofed my house, but they still get in."
Cocktail Napkins: "I told you they were easy to install."
Cocktail Napkins: "I'll have a Caffe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte to go please!"
Cocktail Napkins: "I'm in a meeting!"
Cocktail Napkins: "I'm not a social drinker . . . it's mostly work related."
Cocktail Napkins: "If I Can't Drink and Drive. Then how am I supposed to get to work?"
Cocktail Napkins: "If it has tires or testicles, there's going to be trouble."
Cocktail Napkins: "It's my favorite recipe . . . chips and salsa!"
Cocktail Napkins: "It's Wine O'clock."
Cocktail Napkins: "Let's celebrate with a Little Gin Sing. I'll bring the Gin and we'll all Sing!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Mommy's Sippy Cup!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Multitasking is holding your cards in one hand . . . and a cocktail in the other!"
Cocktail Napkins: "My life is so perfect, I'm looking for a problem to drink about."
Cocktail Napkins: "Never drink alone . . . unless you're by yourself."
Cocktail Napkins: "Oh Boo Frickin' Hoo! Have a Cocktail and Get Over It!"
Cocktail Napkins: "OMG, WTF is the BFD!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Once that wiener hits the pool its gonna shrink up to nothin'."
Cocktail Napkins: "Our Drinking Club has a Bunco Problem!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it."
Cocktail Napkins: "Sometimes you just need a shoulder to drink on."
Cocktail Napkins: "Sure, I like a cocktail every now and again, and the last time I checked it was now."
Cocktail Napkins: "That's the look she gets just before she goes into "full-on bitch" mode."
Cocktail Napkins: "The bigger the handbag, the smaller your butt looks!"
Cocktail Napkins: "There he goes again, showing off his wiener."
Cocktail Napkins: "There she goes. Miss "I Don't Need Depends.""
Cocktail Napkins: "This calls for my 3-iron and a margarita."
Cocktail Napkins: "We do not gossip, we distribute vital information."
Cocktail Napkins: "What Happens Tonight . . . Goes on Facebook Tomorrow"
Cocktail Napkins: "When it comes to dieting, remember one simple rule . . . "if you can't lose it, decorate it.""
Cocktail Napkins: "Why Limit Happy Hour to an Hour?"
Cocktail Napkins: "Wine - How Classy People Get S***faced"
Cocktail Napkins: "Wine lovers never die, their minds just go blanc."
Cocktail Napkins: "Wine! A serving of fruit."
Cocktail Napkins: "Hey! I speak Spanish! Margarita!"
Cocktail Napkins: "Let's Bring Back the Days When Social Networking was a Cocktail Party."
Cocktail Napkins: "The Bar Bill"
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